Thursday, 25 February 2010

Synchronish

vt. To cause to events to occur at roughly the same time
'She synchronished their arrival and the bosses departure sufficiently well.'

Nomble

vt. & vi. To eat tidily.
'After he nombled his lunch, the crockery barely needing any cleaning.'
'Even though the biscuits were crumbly, they manged to nomble their way through them.'

Exism

n. Prejudice against former relationships.
'His editting of the Christmas card list rudely highlighted his exism.'

Supriety

n. Greatness in moderation.
'Her supriety was admired by many in the community.'

Soblimate

vt. & vi. To express heartfelt emotion in a socially acceptable manner; to weep without causing offence.
'He hugged her as she soblimated the loss.'
'They soblimated whilst huddled together.'

Caansronspund

vi. To make ones own echoes (with reference to http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1635)
'She caansronspunded just to annoy him.'

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Soulution

n. A holistically satisfying answer; a result which nourishes the inner self.
'She was the soulution to his vexation.'

Exploitician

n. One skilled in taking advantage of a set of circumstances; a person or thing who manipulates situations to achieve a result, often in their own favour.
'Seeing her weakness encouraged the exploitician in him.'
'She was employed as an exploitician, her main function being to maximise damage to the government's reputation.'

Noonique

n. Idiosyncratic behaviour at the middle of the day.
'Her lunchtimes were noonique.'

Yages

n. A very long period of happiness.
'They had been together for yages.'

Thursday, 14 January 2010

Shorkle

vi. To laugh inwardly whilst submerged.
'She shorkled to herself on seeing the ironic name of the wreck'

Blyghte

n. A archaic computer virus.

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Heisenberg search

n. A curious phenomenon whereby an object will only be found when it is not being looked for; a situation in which one commonly finds something without looking for it.
'The discovery of Penicillin was during a Heisenberg search by Alexander Fleming.'

'Heisen search' is an acceptable shortening.

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Snunf

n. (onomatopoeic) The sound of wet socks on dry or dusty floorboards.

Trunp

vi. To tread boldy but carefully; to make confident, considered steps.
'They trunped through the snow to the pub.'