Rumourtism

n. A pain caused by gossip; An aching derived from talking about possibilities.

Boatorious

adj. (of aquatic vessels) well known, famous.
'The boatorious QE2 set out of the harbour.'

Boatoriety n. A well known aquatic vessel; can have a negative connotation.
'Their trawler had gained a certain boatoriety around the dock.'

Synchronish

vt. To cause to events to occur at roughly the same time
'She synchronished their arrival and the bosses departure sufficiently well.'

Nomble

vt. & vi. To eat tidily.
'After he nombled his lunch, the crockery barely needing any cleaning.'
'Even though the biscuits were crumbly, they manged to nomble their way through them.'

Exism

n. Prejudice against former relationships.
'His editting of the Christmas card list rudely highlighted his exism.'

Supriety

n. Greatness in moderation.
'Her supriety was admired by many in the community.'

Soblimate

vt. & vi. To express heartfelt emotion in a socially acceptable manner; to weep without causing offence.
'He hugged her as she soblimated the loss.'
'They soblimated whilst huddled together.'

Caansronspund

vi. To make ones own echoes (with reference to http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1635)
'She caansronspunded just to annoy him.'

Soulution

n. A holistically satisfying answer; a result which nourishes the inner self.
'She was the soulution to his vexation.'

Exploitician

n. One skilled in taking advantage of a set of circumstances; a person or thing who manipulates situations to achieve a result, often in their own favour.
'Seeing her weakness encouraged the exploitician in him.'
'She was employed as an exploitician, her main function being to maximise damage to the government's reputation.'

Noonique

n. Idiosyncratic behaviour at the middle of the day.
'Her lunchtimes were noonique.'

Yages

n. A very long period of happiness.
'They had been together for yages.'